The Adventures of Dod

"We mostly think about tragedy in terms of what has happened, not what could have happened." 

"Zerny's pets....He's taken to a hobby, but someth'n smudged 'em all out."

"Come on, boy, settle down. You don't want that putrid thing anyway. I'll find you something better..."

“Come on, guys. You all did your best today. Don’t judge a player by one bad game.”

 "Yes, that's very true--The Dread--my goodness, I hate thinking of The Dread."

"I thought I told you to run, boy!  Apparently my legs work just fine."

"Not so fast.  I know you. You're full of tricks. The moment I turn my back, you'll disappear for another three months." 

"Look ad you self, puny, ugly worm!" 

"Oh tick-blood!" 

"In your dreams, maggot!" 

"Always question the unusual, but be particularly skeptical of the apparent. Your opponent, if he or she is witty, will capitalize on the obvious to ensnare you.  Don't fall for it." 

 "...how many trees need to fall before it's not just the wind?"

"Ludicrous!  Stand back....You're telling me he's a threat?" 

"You putrid, loathing, degenerate snake!" 

"She's going to get you one of these days.  You better watch your back...if you prank her wrong, she'll plunk you with her sword...only to discover later that you were kidding."

"Oh, it shouldn't be that hard.  There's always something for getting something else." 

 "I'll have you for lunch. You're a nobody."

"I don't know. It's a massive ball of trouble--its legs flailing, its razor-sharp claws slicing....I know this for sure--it's not meant to be here in Green."

"I do....I keep all of the rules that need keeping!" 

"Please, please, please be alive."