The Adventures of Dod

"Oh tick-blood!" 

“Come on, guys. You all did your best today. Don’t judge a player by one bad game.”

"Look ad you self, puny, ugly worm!" 

"Promise me you'll seek out the full truth and the secrets after I'm dead..."

 "E-everything you can see from here to L-Lake Mauj is his, and the l-lake is his, too."

"I thought I told you to run, boy!  Apparently my legs work just fine."

"Tooshi-wanna, Tooshi-wanna." 

"My pies, Boot! Dilly didn't tell me he was a Coosing....How come I'm the last to hear about these kinds of things? I see he's sporting the ring. That's fantastic!"

"If you've brought us all the way over here to show us the insides of that thing, I'm not going to be pleased." 

"You putrid, loathing, degenerate snake!" 

"I'd rather dig ditches at Twistyard than be eating maggot puke here in Driaxom." 

 "Then good!  Their anger will serve me well!"

"They were busy helping Boot's mommy...or is that his girlfriend?"

"Oh, and Eluxa, if you think Bowy ever noticed you, you're the one with a horrible memory!" 

"As you can all see, I'm a fortunate man indeed..." 

 "Yes, I'd agree this whole place has gone twirling mad!"

"I can assure you, nobody has stepped foot in your quarters since my guards discovered the door had been breached..."

"I mean--boingy-boing--you single-handedly caught The Dread.  Why would you suddenly turn foul on us?  How stupid can they be?" 

 "You really don't have to do this...if you fall and get hurt, we'll all be in trouble--eyeball deep."

 "You can't tell a soul....I was--uh--someplace I shouldn't have been, and I may have heard--"