The Adventures of Dod

"We need another quick mind around here these days--tough times with the likes of Dreaderious and his kind lurking about."

"It doesn't matter what ya want.  Yer gonna have to take it." 

 "I wouldn't quit the Coosings!  Sawb really stretched when he appointed me last year--my family, you know; we're not chauss or toting gold."

"You putrid, loathing, degenerate snake!" 

"Mentioning Boot's father like that was completely heartless and unforgivable.  Only a rock with no emotion whatsoever would concoct the things he said." 

 "Show them you're a Chantolli, my boy!  Show them!"

"I mean--boingy-boing--you single-handedly caught The Dread.  Why would you suddenly turn foul on us?  How stupid can they be?" 

"If they're your friends, then why do they lie to you?" 

"Fine enough, but can't you let an old lady like myself use your facility first.  I'm likely to leak any minute. Your men rudely dragged me away from the shipyard, claiming I was trouble..." 

"He does stuff like that....You ought to come back to Twistyard with us.  It's more fun being a Coosing now that Dod's around..." 

“Come on, guys. You all did your best today. Don’t judge a player by one bad game.”

"You're not the only one that thinks the Camerons ought to be taught a royal lesson." 

"My goodness, son!  The word's not Dossum!" 

"He's tilted his glossy eyes at the pile of droppings and missed the whole team of mules pulling the cart." 

 "E-everything you can see from here to L-Lake Mauj is his, and the l-lake is his, too."

"I'm sorry, Ingrid.  As a mayler, I think I'm more needed on that untamed horse." 

"Quiet as a mouse.  What would he have been shouting about?" 

"Please, son, try to be good tomorrow." 

"Sure he does.  That's a bunch of boosap!" 

"...don't be quick to judge.  Beneath every wiggling glove is a hand, and it's behind the mask where the true man lies.  He has his good reasons, I'm sure: We know Dod."