The Adventures of Dod

"I thought we had an agreement!  Didn't you sign with your knife?" 

"I almost didn't recognize you with a shirt on." 

"Promise me you'll seek out the full truth and the secrets after I'm dead..."

"I think part of me has already fallen asleep--not because of your stories, they're wonderful.  I just have--ah--a problem with my legs." 

"You just don't go there and expect to come back alive. Cat fights are wicked." 

“Too much truth in the hands of a liar is more dangerous than a world of lies told to the truthful. When people like The Dread are mostly honest, they’re more deadly.”

"I'm sorry, Ingrid.  As a mayler, I think I'm more needed on that untamed horse." 

"Why be mad when you can choose to be happy?" 

"If you want something bad enough, you'll fight with all you've got to get it." 

"I'd imagine all sorts of foolish articles will post about me--how I hate noble billies. They'll claim the most absurd things..." 

"Please, please, please be alive."

"...all of Raul should be proud of the way you fight.  You're the best I've ever trained.  Your father would be proud." 

"I'm serious about bad luck. It's funny until it happens to you..." 

 "...how many trees need to fall before it's not just the wind?"

"Always question the unusual, but be particularly skeptical of the apparent. Your opponent, if he or she is witty, will capitalize on the obvious to ensnare you.  Don't fall for it." 

"Oh, and Eluxa, if you think Bowy ever noticed you, you're the one with a horrible memory!" 

"Our safety?  My little finger!  I think there's a lot they're not saying." 

"...if I would have been in your shoes, with Bonboo telling me to jump and save myself... I probably would have jumped." 

"I cheat!  Let me show you my back patio, it's the secret to my success with plants."

" There are only two kinds of people in the world. The kind that do stuff and the kind that always talk about doing stuff. Nobody's in between."