The Adventures of Dod

Mercy just baked a fresh batch of fortune cookies for the Green Coosings. What's in store for you today? 

Have some fun with the DAILY FORTUNE COOKIE!

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"Ludicrous!  Stand back....You're telling me he's a threat?" 

~ Ingrid, Book 2

 "It's the best in all of us, the grand dream, the lingering hope of what my family trusts can one day become everyone's inheritance."

~ Dilly, Book 1

"...I could have died.  Some dosippitous corranus handled my riggings today." 

~ Sirlonk, Book 1

"Fourteen? You're hardly weaned. Where's your mother? I should expect she is worried stiff that you've escaped your crib....Perhaps you've lost your way..."

~ Sirlonk, Book 1

"Enjoy Driaxom.  I hope you live a long, long, long life!" 

~ Dod, Book 1

"You're psychic! I knew it!"

~ Boot, Book 1

"I almost didn't recognize you with a shirt on." 

~ Dari, Book 2

 "...my aunt is always saying that a woman's first right is to change her mind as many times as she wants, and a man's first duty is to accept it."

~ Dod, Book 1

"Look ad you self, puny, ugly worm!" 

~ Dungo, Book 1

"Sure he does.  That's a bunch of boosap!" 

~ Boot, Book 1

 "I wouldn't quit the Coosings!  Sawb really stretched when he appointed me last year--my family, you know; we're not chauss or toting gold."

~ Doochi, Book 1

"I don't imagine he'll be here to bother you tonight....He's out watching again." 

~ Saluci, Book 2

"Zerny's pets....He's taken to a hobby, but someth'n smudged 'em all out."

~ Skap, Book 2

"I'm serious about bad luck. It's funny until it happens to you..." 

~ Sawny, Book 1

"If they're your friends, then why do they lie to you?" 

~ The Dread, Book 1

 "Justice needs to be served, and I'm more than ready to dish it out!"

~ Boot, Book 1

"We need another quick mind around here these days--tough times with the likes of Dreaderious and his kind lurking about."

~ Mercy, Book 1

"She's going to get you one of these days.  You better watch your back...if you prank her wrong, she'll plunk you with her sword...only to discover later that you were kidding."

~ Bowy, Book 2

"I can assure you, nobody has stepped foot in your quarters since my guards discovered the door had been breached..."

~ Jibb Book 1

"Promise me you'll seek out the full truth and the secrets after I'm dead..."

~ Bonboo, Book 1

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