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“Too much truth in the hands of a liar is more dangerous than a world of lies told to the truthful. When people like The Dread are mostly honest, they’re more deadly.”

~ Bonboo, Book 1

"Ludicrous!  Stand back....You're telling me he's a threat?" 

~ Ingrid, Book 2

"Please, please, please be alive."

~ Sawny, Book 2

 "I'll have you for lunch. You're a nobody."

~ Sawb, Book 1

"Everyone deserves a second chance...everyone." 

~ Boot, Book 2

"She's going to get you one of these days.  You better watch your back...if you prank her wrong, she'll plunk you with her sword...only to discover later that you were kidding."

~ Bowy, Book 2

"I cheat!  Let me show you my back patio, it's the secret to my success with plants."

~ Youk, Book 1

 "Then good!  Their anger will serve me well!"

~ Dark Hood, Book 2

"Dod, you must be made of something more durable than I am. It's your lucky feet, I guess." 

~ Higga, Book 1

"I can assure you, nobody has stepped foot in your quarters since my guards discovered the door had been breached..."

~ Jibb Book 1

 "You really don't have to do this...if you fall and get hurt, we'll all be in trouble--eyeball deep."

~ Buck, Book 1

 "...my aunt is always saying that a woman's first right is to change her mind as many times as she wants, and a man's first duty is to accept it."

~ Dod, Book 1

"I'd rather dig ditches at Twistyard than be eating maggot puke here in Driaxom." 

~ Dod, Book 2

"You just don't go there and expect to come back alive. Cat fights are wicked." 

~ Dod, Book 1

"I'm serious about bad luck. It's funny until it happens to you..." 

~ Sawny, Book 1

"We're thinking about starting our own trio." 

~ Rot, Book 2

"Oh tick-blood!" 

~ Buck, Book 1

"I can't imagine how they escaped without us noticing. The windows remained closed. We had them trapped."

~ Tridacello, Book 2

"As you can all see, I'm a fortunate man indeed..." 

~ Commendus, Book 2

"Of course he is dricking you....Look ad him."

~ Dungo, Book 1

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