The Adventures of Dod

"We need another quick mind around here these days--tough times with the likes of Dreaderious and his kind lurking about."

"Always question the unusual, but be particularly skeptical of the apparent. Your opponent, if he or she is witty, will capitalize on the obvious to ensnare you.  Don't fall for it." 

"Oh, it shouldn't be that hard.  There's always something for getting something else." 

"They were busy helping Boot's mommy...or is that his girlfriend?"

"It's a great day to jilt the boockards out of Raul." 

"Sorry about Pap...I liked him."

"My goodness, son!  The word's not Dossum!" 

 "Oh--that Dod."

"Dod, you must be made of something more durable than I am. It's your lucky feet, I guess." 

"As you can all see, I'm a fortunate man indeed..." 

"Mentioning Boot's father like that was completely heartless and unforgivable.  Only a rock with no emotion whatsoever would concoct the things he said." 

"If they're your friends, then why do they lie to you?" 

 "I'm surprised to see you all made it back in one piece."

"I thought I told you to run, boy!  Apparently my legs work just fine."

"He's tilted his glossy eyes at the pile of droppings and missed the whole team of mules pulling the cart." 

"You're not the only one that thinks the Camerons ought to be taught a royal lesson." 

"Of course he is dricking you....Look ad him."

"Enjoy Driaxom.  I hope you live a long, long, long life!" 

 "You can't tell a soul....I was--uh--someplace I shouldn't have been, and I may have heard--"

"You've lost your freshy-mind, fool!  Now we're both out of the game!"