"We need another quick mind around here these days--tough times with the likes of Dreaderious and his kind lurking about."

"It's a great day to jilt the boockards out of Raul." 

“Too much truth in the hands of a liar is more dangerous than a world of lies told to the truthful. When people like The Dread are mostly honest, they’re more deadly.”

"As you can all see, I'm a fortunate man indeed..." 

"I think part of me has already fallen asleep--not because of your stories, they're wonderful.  I just have--ah--a problem with my legs." 

"Why be mad when you can choose to be happy?" 

"You'll bring me there next time, won't you, Cole?"

"I guess that's what you get for sleeping in.  You're a link left out of the chain." 

"I can't imagine how they escaped without us noticing. The windows remained closed. We had them trapped."

"He's tilted his glossy eyes at the pile of droppings and missed the whole team of mules pulling the cart." 

"I'd like strawberry jam on my toast."

"We're thinking about starting our own trio." 

"I'd rather dig ditches at Twistyard than be eating maggot puke here in Driaxom." 

"She's going to get you one of these days.  You better watch your back...if you prank her wrong, she'll plunk you with her sword...only to discover later that you were kidding."

"Enjoy Driaxom.  I hope you live a long, long, long life!" 

"Our safety?  My little finger!  I think there's a lot they're not saying." 

"My pies, Boot! Dilly didn't tell me he was a Coosing....How come I'm the last to hear about these kinds of things? I see he's sporting the ring. That's fantastic!"

"Of course he is dricking you....Look ad him."

"Mentioning Boot's father like that was completely heartless and unforgivable.  Only a rock with no emotion whatsoever would concoct the things he said." 

"If they're your friends, then why do they lie to you?"